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David Cameron
David Cameron and the Conservative Party...
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David Cameron and the Conservative Party

Dave... Messiah or muppet? Great hope, or a great dope? Big cheese, or knob cheese?

27 July 2007


Update: I've added 2 letters to Mr Cameron in the last few months. They are: The Modernisation Of The Conservative Party (26 June 2007), and Errant Fathers (23 February 2007).


12 Dec 2006


I have withheld judgement of David Cameron for the year since he came to be leader of the Conservatives. But he's really been showing his true colours as a shallow, posh, muppet over the last couple of months, and I feel the need to rant about him... I've been on Bacardi and Coke tonight...

The Conservative Party's story is one of missed opportunities over the last 20 years or more...

The things they got right were traditionally:

  • The belief that low-taxes, free-enterprise and hard work were the best ways to lift people out of poverty
  • The understanding that everyone is in business, and business is paramount.
  • That government should not be a financial or bureaucratic burden on society.
  • The provision of a safety-net for the truly disadvantaged (i.e. NHS / Social Security)

Posh-Muppets and Champage-Socialists...

We will bestow riches upon the unworthy...

David Posh-Muppet Cameron, and his best mate Polly Champage-Socialist Toynbee are a right pair of wankers. Are they not...

First off, Cameron is so busy pretending to be Tony Blair, that he's abandoning the only real policies that might actually make the Tories electable... (I.e. low-taxes, less-government.)

Polly Toynbee, on the other hand, is just a typical labour hypocrite who issues one rule for the common people, while ignoring those rules themselves (Toynbee wants to ban grammar & public schools, and so sent her kids to a nice expensive one...).

Hasn't anyone read 'Animal Farm' FFS?... Oh, that's right, they took it off the syllabus...

A good example of labour hypocrisy is Taking Cash For Honours (wasn't me yer honour...). Make a rule, act like it doesn't apply to you... BECAUSE YOU ARE GOD!!!

(Tony Blair) Well, y'know, I'm a pretty straight sort of guy... BECAUSE I AM GOD!


Oh How We Electorate Yearn For Someone Electable...

Elect me, I`m not gay, and I supported the Iraq war because... er, oh shit...

The Conservatives completely fucked-up the last 3 elections...

Why oh why oh why did they support the Iraq war???

The bald guy - William Hague... While I think he's intelligent, he was a smug wanker when he was PM, and he never said anything of any use. Seems much better in opposition, but then it's far easier to just criticise.

Ian Duncan-Smith, was damn quiet, and when he wasn't, he was about as inspiring as gruel.

Trust me, I

Michael Howard seemed to think that he could just schmooze everyone with his manifesto of fluffy and vague, but positive-sounding nothingness. You can just imaging the 'advisors' telling them to 'be general', and 'non-specific'... It was when NLP was getting mainstream, You can bet they were all learning to 'chunk-up'... Makes me want to chu(n)k-up...

The trouble with politicians these days is none of them have got anything worthwhile to say...

Perhaps they just need to be ranted at more...



David Cameron, Here Are Your Policies:

You know you need 'em!


  • Remove All Taxes From Renewable Energy, Put ALL green taxes into renewable power infrastructure.
  • Reduce the number of taxes and their amount:
    • Institute a flat-rate tax system
    • Abolish Inheritance Tax
    • Re-Institute the tax-relief on pensions that Gordon Brown used to destroy the UK's pensions system.
    • Stop taxing pensions, and salaries paid from public money.
  • ...Paid for by:
    • ...Abolishing the utterly stupid ID-card scheme
    • ...Abolish the Regional Assemblies which are nothing but a waste of money.
    • ...Withdraw from Europe, save £9 billion a year and regain our sovreignty.
    • ...Reducing the amount of government and it's wastage in general (reckon I could half it in 5 years yet improve services!)
    • ...Pay politicians the median national wage
    • ...Pay civil servants 10% under commercial rates, and make them retire at the same time as everyone else
    • ...Reducing the fat pension payouts to retired 'Public Servants'
    • ...Reducing doctors wages back to a reasonable level & making them work out-of hours sometimes.
    • ...Change the social security system so it doesn't pay people money, but provides them with food and shelter instead. (Why do we have so many teenage pregnancies - because girls can choose pregnancy & dole as a bloody career-option!)
  • Take back our fishing grounds, set up no-fishing zones, and STOP fishing for cod completely for 6 years.
  • Make All Drugs Legal. Provide proper rehab from the tax-money.
  • Make All Prisons Pay For Themselves.
  • Get Police To Harass Criminals Not Motorists

That's got me thinking about something else...



I have raised you out of poverty, now I will suck on your juices!...

Why are 'civil servants' taxed???

As they are paid out of government coffers, which comes from tax, why does the government then take 30% of it back as tax?

Surely this just involves loads of extra paperwork, and makes the whole flow of money unnecessarily complex?

It's not like the government makes more money this way... On the contrary, they lose it, because of the huge administrative burden of calculating taxes...

It's just another subterfuge used by the institutionally corrupt organisation known as 'Government' to obscure it's true impact on our country...

...which is little short of 'Draining it's life-blood like a slimy leech'...



The only money that is actually made in the UK - is made by business

Government cannot make money, it can only spend it

If they were spending their own money instead of yours, they'd be a damn sight more careful with it!



 

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PRP

Additional policy: Stop politicians harping on about performance related pay. If it\'s such a bloody good idea why don\'t we start paying our politicians a pay that reflects their performance? Oh right, it\'s because no politician wants to explain exactly what it is they\'ve acheived all year isn\'t it? Monday - \"Ate a massive 5 course meal in mayfair hotel\" \"Had a kip\" \"Fellated a rent boy\" Compelling reading though it is, it\'s not grounds for a £100,000 salary plus \"expenses\" is it?

By Robbie Smith on 27 December 2006

 

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