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The DR Manifesto...

Manifesto
I'm not standing for office. I'd be a shite politician, partly because I'm unpleasantly honest and partly because I hate wearing suits... If I wasn't, this is what I'd be campaigning on...
(26 Feb 2007)

 
'Please let my Mother live!'...

Environment
There's only one way to ensure our survival as a species - live sustainably. It's easy!

Nuclear Idiocy
(15 January 2007)

Sustainability
(16 October 2006)

Global Warming
(15 October 2006)

Housing Shortage
(15 October 2006)

Cycle Paths
(11 October 2006)

Tourism
(10 October 2006)

 
Main Topics...

Make Drugs Legal
Prohibition doesn't work, duh! It gives too much money to organised crime... Updated: Letter to the Telegraph 'Alcohol and Tobacco are the gateway drugs - if there is such a thing...'
(Upd: 11 Mar 2006)

Errant Fathers
How can fathers be expected to 'take responsibility' for their kids when the law always presumes in favour of the mother? I got a reply - and here's my reply to that Welfare and Compensation Culture = No Legal Responsibility
(Upd: 11 Mar 2007)

A New Political System
A solution for: Party Funding, Reform of The House Of Lords, and it incidentally makes the whole voting process far more democratic...
(Upd: 25 Feb 2007)

Principles
My principles of government.
(Upd: 25 Feb 2007)

Road Pricing
Tony Blair and the entire Labour Government are cretins... Road pricing has to be the most hare-brained scheme ever - devised by the evil cretinous muppets from hell - the Politicians...
(19 Feb 2007)

Old People
Old folks have no respect in our culture. That is so wrong!...
(18 Feb 2007)

Poverty
How do we define poverty? How do we reduce it? Well, not taxing the poor would help...
(18 Feb 2007)

Europe
The EU is a criminal organisation intent on conquest...
(Upd: 30 January 2007)

Cash for Honours
Why would anyone give money to a political party?..
(16 January 2006)

Social Security
A fresh approach to the problem of how to provide social security...
(15 January 2006)

David Cameron
David Cameron and the Conservative Party...
(12 December 2006)

Random Rants
Some random musings...
(12 November 2006)

Prisons
If prisoners are 'paying their debt to society' - why is is so damn expensive to keep them?
(21 October 2006)

Tax
Taxes kill businesses and people.
(16 October 2006)

Free Speech
Some peoples brains work overtime trying to figure out how to turn opinions into insults...
(14 October 2006)

Health
Why are tax-payers footing the bill for sex-change operations and IVF?
(13 October 2006)

Law
British law is stupidly complex and inefficient. You'd never design a system like that...
(13 October 2006)

Education
Educators need to aim higher, and politicians need to butt-out.
(12 October 2006)

Security
It was a no-brainer that invading Iraq with Bush would cause more grievances than it solved. When has starting a war ever brought peace?
(8 October 2006)

My Manifesto For Sorting The (shit out of the) UK...

Work In Progress...

The Manifesto - Solutions to Everything ;^)

23 Feb 2006


This is a list of all the things I'd do if sorting the UK out was my personal pet project... Also - how I'd pay for them... Yep, my ego is the size of a planet. So what.

It's all a bit disordered at the mo'. I'll sort it out over time...


 

Welfare State - (Social Security)

  • No-one in our country should have to go without the basics of food, permanent shelter, and washing facilities!
  • THE SAFETY NET: We should institute a system of building large, extremely high quality, community centers near all towns. These facilities would be self sufficient for food, water and energy, and would provide all their services in exchange for either money or work. For those unable to contribute, services will be free. The facilities would include, but not be limited to:
    • Accommodation for individuals and families
    • Shared kitchen facilities
    • Bathing and Laundry
    • Gym, pool and sauna/steamroom
    • Lounge / TV
    • Library / Internet
    • Garden
    • Creche
    Community Centers could also include:
    • Rehab and Counselling
    • Education
    • Care for the Elderly
    • Further sports facilities
    • Luxury 'hotel' style acommodation
    The centers would be run as independant entities, with the manager, and infrastructure paid for by government.

    Anyone could stay there - permanently - giving everyone the security of a permanent home! There should be no homeless people in the UK!

  • STOP CASH BENEFITS: We have to stop paying cash-benefits to people. Period! (But only once there is a real 'safety-net' in place - as described above...). The system of paying people to not work, or to get pregnant, is destroying our society. It's a bitter pill to swallow - but it's the only way - and it will work!

 

Political Funding, The House Of Lords, More Democracy - All In One

This is what happens when you design a system, properly, from scratch - you solve multiple problems in one fell swoop... ... (A New Political and Voting System for the UK...). I reckon policy makers should have had to a) worked in a real job in the private sector - for at least 10 years, and b) be trained in systems analysis and design, after all, they have to engineer the systems of society - they should at least understand the basic principles!

We should be voting for policies not people. Any voluntary membership organisation that has enough members should be able to become part of our government. After all - government is supposed to be all about representing the people - and these organisations do just that - already...

Cost to the taxpayer: [£ Nothing]


 

The Environment

There are simple, cheap and elegant solutions to all problems. If you don't see an simple solution, you don't understand the problem... (Environment)


  • GLOBAL WARMING: Easy to solve: Remove all taxes from renewable energy equipment, supplies and businesses. Make it profitable and it will replace fossil fuels within 10 years. Require all new homes to have solar cells and small wind-gens. Require all electricity meters to be 2 way (so people can sell back to the grid) & drop any limits and charges on that. Tax jet fuel at the same level as petrol and use all the revenue to build state-of-the-art renewable energy stations (i.e. tidal lagoons), and upgrade the national grid so it has storage capacity.
    Global Warming is Easy to Solve!
  • WILDLIFE, CYCLE & FOOT PATHS: Provide a subsidy to farmers to provide cycle-paths and wildlife corridors alongside any road, and between villages. Make the paths conform to a rough specification that ensures plenty of space for the regeneration of wildlife habitats. The paths will allow people to walk or cycle where they are going - where currently they would have to go on a road.
    Cycle Paths
  • HOUSING & GREENBELT: We must stop building low-quality homes on green-belt land. The solution to the shortage of cheap housing is detailed in the welfare section. This alleviates the need for low-cost housing, but does not address the need for luxury homes. This is best addressed by freeing up all land in the UK for residential development, but at a density of no greater than one house in every two hectares.
    Housing Shortage!
  • FARMING: Our farmers and fisheries are our most important industries. We can manage without call-centers, but food - we need. We should be moving towards organic farming because it does produce more nutritious food for less environmental imact - so all non-organic farming chemicals and food should incur a tariff based on the harm they cause.
  • FISHERIES: We should take back our fishing grounds, have permanent no-fish zones, and rotate fishing areas to allow for regeneration. This should encourage our own fishing industry to grow, and provide a sustainable catch.
  • WATER: (How can water cost so much?) All new houses should be built with separate drinking and grey water systems. Rain catchment mechanisms can feed into the grey water system, and if filtered, the drinking water system. Undergound tanks should be provided in all new homes for gardening and emergency purposes. Retro-fitting of this technology should be tax-free.
  • IMPORTS: We should BAN any imports which cannot be proved to be legally sourced - like all the Chinese furniture we import that's from illegally logged Indonesian rainforest. We should place a tariff on all goods not from sustainable industry, and use the money raised to improve the environment in the UK or a commonwealth country.
  • PEST MANAGEMENT Managing the countryside involves killing the bad stuff - like grey squirrels, rats and rooks. Deer need culling (but they do get that), New Zealand flatworms need mashing, plants (like ragwort, japanese knotweed...) need uprooting... The UK has a terrible record of conservation (worst in it's island territories).

Budget Info

  • Dropping taxes on an industry which barely exists will cost virtually nothing
  • Revenues from fossil fuels will be lost.
    (But this is the absolute minimum cost we could expect to incur in combating climate change... If all it costs is the loss of petrol duty - then that will be a goddamn triumph!)
  • The UK could become a world leader in renewable energy technology. We could sell technology, energy, and carbon-credits to the rest of the world - and become very rich indeed!
  • I believe it would cost perhaps 5Bn in the short term, but make us 50Bn a year within 10 years.

    UK's profit per year: [£50Bn]

     

    Terrorism

    Terrorism thrives on the perception of unfairness. (Security)

    The government and people of the UK should be intrinsically fair and just - and seen as such. We are an excellent country with traditions of intelligence, tolerance and justice. These are the real virtues that would protect the UK from terrorism.

    Waging war and making threats only makes enemies.

    • IRAQ: The UK should apologise to the citizens of Iraq for it's involvement in such a poorly planned and executed operation. We should withdraw our troops and pay the iraqi people compensation - equivalent to the double amount we would have spend on our own troops - to fund their own peacekeepers.
    • EXTRAORDINARY RENDITION: The UK should apologise to the world for allowing it's airforce bases to be used for 'extraordinary rendition'. We must regain the real working relationship we had with the USA under Thatcher (who was 'dismayed' with Reagan over the invasion of Grenada).
    • ISRAEL / PALESTINE: The UK should apologise for allowing it's airforce bases to be used for refuelling flights carrying bombs to Israel. We should support the democratically elected government of Palestine - whoever they are - if we genuinely believe in democracy. The fact Hamas don't recognise Israel is a problem... Similar to China's attitude to Taiwan, or Russia's to the baltic states. It's no different, but we 'recognise' those governments. It's just hypocrisy...
    • THE POLICE: Police should treat people as innocent until proven guilty - as the bloody law states! This means bashing peoples doors down at 5am with 300 armed police outside - should not ever be done unless they already have hard evidence of terrorist activity. If this happens again the officers in charge should be sacked!

      Police currently spend 50% of their time filling in forms that are designed by idiots at the Home Office. Police should spend no more than 10% of their time on paperwork. An electronic system of logging activity should be investigated.
    • MUSLIMS: It is the duty of those who genuinely understand the Qu'ran - i.e. senior Islamic clerics - to tell all muslims that killing innocents is evil and those who do so will not be glorified in heaven, but instead will burn in hell. (or whatever is the islamic equivalent...). Why are we not hearing this from these people?
    • ID CARDS: These will not help fight terrorism or crime. They will however, make life more expensive and difficult for the law-abiding. They will be used to build a DNA database of every law-abiding citizen. This info will be used for DNA profiling of 'potential criminals', denying insurance or credit, and a whole host of other evil schemes.

      Saving: [£20Bn] plus saving the right to anonymity from potentially corrupt government.

    Budget Info

    • It costs very little to stand up for your principles (as long as that doesn't include waging war).
    • We would save money on ID cards, intelligence, policing. People would be happier...[£20Bn] minimum.

     

    Afghanistan

    We have a shortage of morphine for hospitals, and with heroin being decriminalised, the market for raw opium is now in the open...

    Afghani farmers grow a lot of opium. They're damn good at it too... We need their product... Hang on... Er... I've got an idea... Aw no - it's gone...

    Oh yeah!

    If the Afghani farmers were not crushingly poor, they wouldn't put up with the Taleban any more than we would.

    So, if we guaranteed to buy the all opium produced by the Afghanis - the Taleban wouldn't have anything to offer them. Not a thing.

    We could basically liberate Afghanistan through trade. We wouldn't even need any troops there...

    Budget Info

    • The cost of the war in Afghanistan - to the UK - was estimated at £1Bn in Nov 2006 (Telegraph)
    • We currently buy our heroin from New Zealand (I believe). I bet it'd be cheaper from Afghanistan.
    • Estimated Saving [£2Bn]

     

    Europe

    See the Europe page for more - there's a fair bit...

    • The UK should suspend payments to the EU until their auditors agree the accounts. We may also require that independant auditors agree the accounts.
    • Our relationship with the EU should be changed to a benefits-related approach: A professional cost-benefit analysis will be made on the benefits of EU membership, and the UK will be happy to pay 90% of this amount as an ongoing payment to the EU. (The EU's economy of scale should mean that we get at least a 10% discount on services provided. If not - what is the point? We might as well just pay for and do it ourselves...)
    • We should find a way to make all EU legislation retrospectively non-binding (even if it means disavowing the Maastrict Treaty etc). Any individual pieces of legislation that are deemed potentially beneficial to the UK will be presented and voted on by both houses - as we currently do with our own laws. Good legislation will be passed and the crap will not.

    Budget Info

    • The cost of EU membership is between £9-50Bn per year.
    • It is impossible to say how much cash it would release by legally extricating ourselves from the EU, but at worst it would be about £7Bn per year, at best £50Bn... That's an awful lot of cash. (10% of the whole UK budget!)
    • Estimated Saving [£20-50Bn] per year.

     

    Pensions

    Everyone should retire at the same age, receve the same state pension, and have the same access to private, protected pension schemes.

    • Pay compensation to all the people whose private pension schemes folded when the companies running them did.
    • Reinstate the tax-breaks on pension dividends that Gordon Brown took away.
    • Reduce the pension age back down to 65 for the private sector.
    • Pay everyone over the pension age a non-means tested, flat rate pension.
    • Change the law so pension schemes cannot be brought down by the failure of the parent company.

    Paid for by...

    • Increase the pension age to 65 for the public sector
    • Share the pension pots from the public sector with those who have lost their private pensions.
    • Tax Income.
    • Cost To The Taxpayer: [£50-100Bn] per year.

     

    Prostitution

    People should be free to do what they want - as long as it doesn't harm anyone else.

    • Prostitution should be legalised and regulated.
    • Obviously!
    • Estimated Revenue [£2Bn] per year.

    Guns

    The first thing this country needs is proper border controls!

    Guns are smuggled into the country by the same people who smuggle drugs. Decriminalising drugs would reduce gun and people traffic.

    • Reinstate the police's powers to stop and search
    • Reduce the amount of regulation of legal guns (these people are not the problem - and it just wastes everyone's time)
    • Current sentencing is plenty. We should not send anyone under the age of 21 to prison or longer that 5 years ever!
     

    Drugs

    See the Make Drugs Legal page for more.

    The UK had a policy of allowing some doctors to prescribe heroin to addicts for one year in the early 1980's. During that year, anecdotal evidence suggested that shoplifting decreased by 80%.

    Drugs are not bad. Alcohol is a drug. Without alcohol - most of us would never have been born!


    • All drugs should be legalised and made available to over 21's.
    • The drinking and smoking age should be raised to 21 - as they are also drugs.
    • The tax money raised should be spent on rehab, research and education (in that order)

    Not Convinced?

    • Holland - where cannabis is decriminalised - has the lowest rate of cannabis usage in the developed world.
    • People can only act responsibly if they are given responsibility for their own lives.
    • Alcohol and cigarettes are officially more harmful than cannabis, ecstasy, and lsd. They are drugs.

    Budget Info

    • The annual cost of drug-related crime is estimated to be £16Bn (Guardian). If such crime fell by 80% (as experiences in the past suggest) then the overall saving for the country would be about [£13Bn]
    • Decriminalising drugs would bring in a similar revenue (or greater) to alcohol and cigarettes. Tobacco revenues are about £11Bn. I couldn't find a figure for alcohol, so lets say that's 9Bn... [£20Bn]
    • That's just the cash saving. The improvement in quality of life caused by the massive reduction in crime would be priceless!


     

    Comments

    This is a sporadically moderated blog. I am not responsible for anything below!

    Drugs

    You state that alcohol and cigarettes are more harmful than some of the other \'harder\' drugs... surely this is all relative. If drugs like Ecstasy and LSD were made legal surely there would be more of them around and then surely more deaths? If you look at the amount of deaths caused by alcohol in relation to the amount of drinkers. Then take the amount of people killed by ecstasy based on who takes it. Is alcohol really a lot worse for you? As opposed to legalising all drugs why not destroy all drugs...? why... because they bring in some much money in taxes to the UK. And whilst i am on the subject.....this smoking ban. Whilst i am not a smoker and welcome the ban are you not taking peoples freedom away from them. Would it not just be easier to ban cigarettes altogether? of course not as mentioned previously they bring in too much money!

    By Jo Hearn on 04 June 2007

     

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