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Manifesto
I'm not standing for office. I'd be a shite politician, partly because I'm unpleasantly honest and partly because I hate wearing suits... If I wasn't, this is what I'd be campaigning on...
(26 Feb 2007)

 
'Please let my Mother live!'...

Environment
There's only one way to ensure our survival as a species - live sustainably. It's easy!

Nuclear Idiocy
(15 January 2007)

Sustainability
(16 October 2006)

Global Warming
(15 October 2006)

Housing Shortage
(15 October 2006)

Cycle Paths
(11 October 2006)

Tourism
(10 October 2006)

 
Main Topics...

Make Drugs Legal
Prohibition doesn't work, duh! It gives too much money to organised crime... Updated: Letter to the Telegraph 'Alcohol and Tobacco are the gateway drugs - if there is such a thing...'
(Upd: 11 Mar 2006)

Errant Fathers
How can fathers be expected to 'take responsibility' for their kids when the law always presumes in favour of the mother? I got a reply - and here's my reply to that Welfare and Compensation Culture = No Legal Responsibility
(Upd: 11 Mar 2007)

A New Political System
A solution for: Party Funding, Reform of The House Of Lords, and it incidentally makes the whole voting process far more democratic...
(Upd: 25 Feb 2007)

Principles
My principles of government.
(Upd: 25 Feb 2007)

Road Pricing
Tony Blair and the entire Labour Government are cretins... Road pricing has to be the most hare-brained scheme ever - devised by the evil cretinous muppets from hell - the Politicians...
(19 Feb 2007)

Old People
Old folks have no respect in our culture. That is so wrong!...
(18 Feb 2007)

Poverty
How do we define poverty? How do we reduce it? Well, not taxing the poor would help...
(18 Feb 2007)

Europe
The EU is a criminal organisation intent on conquest...
(Upd: 30 January 2007)

Cash for Honours
Why would anyone give money to a political party?..
(16 January 2006)

Social Security
A fresh approach to the problem of how to provide social security...
(15 January 2006)

David Cameron
David Cameron and the Conservative Party...
(12 December 2006)

Random Rants
Some random musings...
(12 November 2006)

Prisons
If prisoners are 'paying their debt to society' - why is is so damn expensive to keep them?
(21 October 2006)

Tax
Taxes kill businesses and people.
(16 October 2006)

Free Speech
Some peoples brains work overtime trying to figure out how to turn opinions into insults...
(14 October 2006)

Health
Why are tax-payers footing the bill for sex-change operations and IVF?
(13 October 2006)

Law
British law is stupidly complex and inefficient. You'd never design a system like that...
(13 October 2006)

Education
Educators need to aim higher, and politicians need to butt-out.
(12 October 2006)

Security
It was a no-brainer that invading Iraq with Bush would cause more grievances than it solved. When has starting a war ever brought peace?
(8 October 2006)

Random Rants

12 November 2006


Here are some random rants and observations. My therapist says I have a lot I need to get off my chest...



You can see why Gordy`s such a hit with the laydeez!

Gordon Brown

... he's just wrong. He's syphoned off cash from every possible source - like everyone's pension schemes, the lottery, Motorists - and has basically wasted it. He'd make a terrible Prime-Minister.

Tax-credits has to be the most inefficient way to reduce poverty anyone could possbly come up with. Politicians have no grasp whatsoever of the principles of systems analysis and design.

Why doesn't he just raise the minimum tax threshold to £12k? Soooo much easier to administer! Muppet!

Does anyone else get the impression that Gordon Brown is not actually human?

Stole pension funds illegally. Clever people change the law...

I mean, how can a 50 year old man have to be taught how to smile? And they didn't manage it either. It's more like a reptilian leer. I reckon that if anyone is one of David Ickes Shape-Shifting-Reptilian-Aliens - it's Gordy!

Robert Maxwell stole all those pension funds to support the business... Gordon Brown has been the 'Prudent Chancellor'. No similarities there at all.



 

Kim Il Sung

Do you have any idea how fuckin' busy I am?.

He has been busy... He built a nuclear weapon. Oops. While everyone was distracted by Iran too!

Good job he's such a sane and rational guy who gets on with everyone so well...



 
The Hoff. His work sucks. Except Knight Rider and Baywatch...

David Hasselhoff

Just found this picture, and thought it was so funny I should post it here... Not really political, but I bet he stands for some office one day. (Arnie, Clint, Ronnie...)

Her husband`s a big Baywatch fan. She`s not allowed to watch TV...

His work sucks, but you have to admire him for his drunken, doesn't give fuck, attitude. He's one of those people who makes up in self-confidence what he lacks in IQ...

Baywatch was obviously a television masterpiece. Apparently it's really popular in those countries where the women wear a niqab... I'm not saying they're hypocrites you understand...



 

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The Hoff

As we all know, the Hoff is THE man of the age! Mullet, chest rug you could hide a badger in and a beautiful melodic voice \"ACHTUNG MEIN KUBELWAGON IST KAPUT!!\" Ah, happy memories! Add to this his apparent \"hollow legs\" drinker status and you have the perfection of millions of years of volution. What a guy!

By Robbie Smith on 22 December 2006

 

p.s.

That should be Evolution!

By Robbie Smith on 22 December 2006

 

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